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How to Debate and Frustrate Infidels
by Ayesha Ahmed
This is what happens to the infidels
Dear brothers and sisters in islam: We live in kuffar country and daily we
have to face the infidels who criticize islam and our prophet, and who want
to debate us. In an Islamic country if some one did that all we have to do
is to announce loudly what he said and the rest is taken care of by an angry
mob. The critic is lynched in no time. End of the story. However here we
don’t have that luxury as yet. Inshallah in forseeble future after we grow
by conversions of morons and criminals in prisons, legal and illegal
immigration and procreation we will, inshallah, become a majority and will
not have to face this problem on daily basis. However, for the time being
following is an approach all muslim brothers and sisters can use when faced
with such a pest. Jazakallah Khair. Inshallah the vermin will steer clear of
you in future.
1. A popular question is “why islam calls for death of Islamic critics and
apostates”. Insist that their info is false. Quote aya “to you your religion
and to me my religion”.
2. To answer “Islam spread with sword”, say that it is a big lie spread by
the jews and hindus and that quran clearly says ” there is no compulsion in
3. If some one quotes violent ayas from , accuse him of quoting ayas in
bits and pieces and cherry picking
4. If he then quotes full ayas and ayas before and after, than insist that
the translation is wrong.
5. If he brings ten different translations than say correct meanings can be
understood only by reading in Arabic.
6. If he happens to be well versed in Arabic language than insist that those
ayas don’t mean what they appear to mean as they have allegorical meanings.
7. If he is adamant, than say you cannot understand those ayas and it’s
context without reading hadith and sira.
8.. If he shows up with the hadiths and siras in hand and quotes the context
of the violent ayas by referring to hadiths of prophet’s rapes, robberies ,
assassinations and genocides then insist that “all hadiths and siras are
heresay and are false, and only truth is in quran.
9. If he says is a man made document and wants proof of it’s divinity
then refer to the sciences in and the book written by Dr. Bucaile
confirming the sciences in our holy book. You can also quote that Mahatama
Gandhi read daily and also spoke highly of it.
10. If he says that Bucaile was on Saudi payroll and that nor he nor Gandhi
ever changed their religions and that Bucaile was challenged and proven
wrong by many experts then challenge him to ask his experts to debate
islamists like Zakir Naik..
11. If the pests still hangs around then change the topic and find faults in
other religions and their books.
12. If he continues on then use personal attacks and insult him by calling
him a jewish a- hole , a Chinese pig or a hindu dog
13. If that does not frustrate him, then ask him how much he is being paid
by jews to throw dirt on Al Islam.
14. If he still does not stop then run for his mother and sister and use
very filthy language.
15. If he is very stubborn and wants to continue, then curse him like “Burn
in hell, you will repent on last day, Allah will get you in your grave” etc
16. When all of the above has failed, threaten him with bodily harm and end
the debate by drum beating and announcing that you won the debate hands down
because is the word of allah.
17. If possible anounce about this debate in an islamist website and that
you had won it handily. Such announcements do wonders for the iman of muslim
website readers and for dawah